... i recently have fell in love with urban dictionary...
scriptease
Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.
Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.
use the random button until you find a good one,
or post one of your own searches...
Urban Dictionary Definitions
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I love Urban dictionary.NSFW! Highlight to read.
Waffle:To sh*t on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.
I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.
I just peeled this piece of sh*t off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.
My avatar is always watching.
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LoL theory;
The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.
The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.
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serge:
a kind guy who's easy to talk to
and can make you laugh while at the same time can be sexy
Dude! i was talking to the new kid and like, hes totally a serge!
a kind guy who's easy to talk to
and can make you laugh while at the same time can be sexy
Dude! i was talking to the new kid and like, hes totally a serge!
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^Following suit...
Regan
noun: a woman that is extremely athletic, beautiful, well off, and smart.
Damn that girl must be a regan
And...
hullo
The cool people's way of saying "hello"
"Hello." Jimmy said to the group of people.
"What a loser" the said as they walked away.
Then Jimmy went on Urbandictionary.com and looked up hullo. And read this definition.
THE NEXT DAY....
"Hullo." Jimmy said to the group
"How cool he is!" the guys said.
"HAve my children!" the ladies said.
And that's how Jimmy became cool.
Regan
noun: a woman that is extremely athletic, beautiful, well off, and smart.
Damn that girl must be a regan
And...
hullo
The cool people's way of saying "hello"
"Hello." Jimmy said to the group of people.
"What a loser" the said as they walked away.
Then Jimmy went on Urbandictionary.com and looked up hullo. And read this definition.
THE NEXT DAY....
"Hullo." Jimmy said to the group
"How cool he is!" the guys said.
"HAve my children!" the ladies said.
And that's how Jimmy became cool.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a radish, because I'm only kind of rad.
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this is a good topic, eh?
since serge and regan did it... its my turn
Kara
A tall, skinny girl who has an amazing personality. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed. Likes to party, even if it means some regretful moments. Always up for an adventure, and never turns down a dare. Very outgoing and smart. Is very athletic person. Someone you can always count on having a good time with.
Dude, its Kara, everything will be fine, look forward to a good time.
(its so perfect its creepy...)
since serge and regan did it... its my turn
Kara
A tall, skinny girl who has an amazing personality. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed. Likes to party, even if it means some regretful moments. Always up for an adventure, and never turns down a dare. Very outgoing and smart. Is very athletic person. Someone you can always count on having a good time with.
Dude, its Kara, everything will be fine, look forward to a good time.
(its so perfect its creepy...)
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I tend to follow the crowd...
There were three definitions for my name. I picked this one:
(adj.) used to describe the classy girl next door type, mixed in with a little bit of country and a little bit of badass. describes one who likes to sit back drink beer and have a good time, but will knock your ass out if provoked.
usually spotted wearing torn up jeans, pigtails, baseball or cowboy hat.
much like historys finest:
daisey duke
ellie mae
or todays lovely:
carrie underwood
miranda lambert
"wow, who's that chick in the pick up wearing the john deere hat?"
"i don't know, but she is sooo katy."
There were three definitions for my name. I picked this one:
(adj.) used to describe the classy girl next door type, mixed in with a little bit of country and a little bit of badass. describes one who likes to sit back drink beer and have a good time, but will knock your ass out if provoked.
usually spotted wearing torn up jeans, pigtails, baseball or cowboy hat.
much like historys finest:
daisey duke
ellie mae
or todays lovely:
carrie underwood
miranda lambert
"wow, who's that chick in the pick up wearing the john deere hat?"
"i don't know, but she is sooo katy."
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Dave
A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Example
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.
A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Example
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.
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Becky
unbelievably sexy, thin white girl with gorgeous eyes and an awesome personality, but a little on the crazy side, loves to party and has a high chance of becoming an alcoholic.
that becky is f*ck bangin, but she's wild!
generally referring to a female who may appear normal but is actually straight up crazy in the head
That girl looked good but I took her home and she tried to bite me! She was straight up becky.
unbelievably sexy, thin white girl with gorgeous eyes and an awesome personality, but a little on the crazy side, loves to party and has a high chance of becoming an alcoholic.
that becky is f*ck bangin, but she's wild!
generally referring to a female who may appear normal but is actually straight up crazy in the head
That girl looked good but I took her home and she tried to bite me! She was straight up becky.
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haha im so creeped out by how well these definitions fit...
its CRAZY AWESOME
its CRAZY AWESOME
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I'm such a trend-setter, haha =P
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I seem to recall that conversation back in a thread where you posted the photos of being able to lick your elbow; that's why I found it so funny!
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Crystal...
a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
HAHAHAHAHA! I plead the 5th...
a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
HAHAHAHAHA! I plead the 5th...
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