Telling Lies (NEW SONG)

[Splasher]

[Splasher]

Can I just point out how good some of what is written on the artwork is. My favourites:

"I don't take a dime of their [lobbyist] money, and when I am president, they won't find a job in my white house"
"We believe that, in fact, Saddam Hussein has reconstituted nuclear weapons"
"Their relationship is real and not a publicity stunt"
"The air quality is safe and acceptable"
"LOL you're the best I ever had"
"We have found WMDs in Iraq"
"She writes all of her material"
"I couldn't be the father"
"I'm fine to drive"
"I love tofu"

[Jessamy]

If anyone is curious, or can't get it to load correctly or doesn't want to strain their eyes, here is everything listed on the artwork :: (yes i was bored)

Would I lie to you?
You can trust me
It's not you, it's me
She means nothing to me
You're the first
I'm not kidding you
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
You're the most handsome man in the world to me
I'll always love you
Not me, I did not have sexual relations with that woman
You can be anything you want to be when you grow up
I'l call you right back
I have no idea what you're talking about
This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you
That's exactly how I heard it
Those pants do not make your butt look big
We believe that, in fact, Saddam Hussein has reconstituted nuclear weapons.
Uhh...No I like your haircut
That's the best meal I've ever had
I love your new do
Yeah, that song is awesome
I don't smoke
I don't have spare change
I trust you
I didn't hear the phone ring
That wasn't my idea
I've never done this before
I won't take a dime of their [lobbyist] money when I am president
They won't find a job in my White House
It's the best I can do
I've never had plastic surgery
I'll be there
I have a headache
I lost your number
I thought you knew
It's not my fault
It must have gotten lost in the mail
That's not what I said
I didn't inhale
I've never lied to you
I'm not drunk
Never
Read my lips - no new taxes
Fair and balanced
I never said that
That's funny
I didn't hear you knocking
I made that up myself
That wasn't there before
If I could, I would
That's the worst thing I've heard in my life
We're just friends
Wasn't me
We have found WMDS in Iraq
It was totally my idea
I don't need any help
There was no way of knowing
I'm fine to drive
LOL
You're the best I've ever had
Those sandals are totally awesome
I was totally suprised
I've always wanted one of these
I can't live without you
I couldn't be the father
I've got it all under control
That was totally amazing
I feel fine
Nothing's wrong
You're much prettier than she is
I didn't touch it
I'm going over to his house for a study group
I love tofu <--- WTF??
It's not about the money
No, it's totally cool
It was a mere coincidence
I won't bite
You're not crazy
I believe you
There's nothing wrong with that
I intend to close Guantanamo, and I will follow through on that
I've been so crazy busy
I swear I won't tell anybody
I've only had two beers
You don't have any rights
I'll never do it again
I know better than you
I can't, I'm sorry
You're not too skinny
You are one of our top choices
That was the bomb
Everyone get's along fine
My alarm didn't go off
The smoking gun could be a mushroom cloud
She's really into you
Status means nothing
ROTFL
This if for your own good
All good
I've never cheated on you
I tried calling you back but you didn't answer
I have no idea who that is
Like, yeah, totally, I've never seen anyone do that before
Good, how are you?
I'm no cynic
I didn't see any posted speed limit, officer
She's not wearing any makeup
Nepotism has nothing to do with it
You are the center of the universe
Nothing is worth it
Yeah, it's really funny
The air quality is safe and acceptable
Depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is
I'm leaving now
That was funny
I had no idea she was going to be there
Of course I like your friends
I had no choice
You're not fat


SOOOO

that 119 lies.. how many have YOU told??

[Snowmonkies]

I could say 25, but that would make it 26

[paulmason]

If any people in the UK (or perhaps elsewhere) want to hear this song here is the link.
Youtube wont play the song outside of the US
I had some trouble finding it, so decided to post it when i did find it.
Also im unsure if the above link has already been posted.

[*J*]

[paulmason]

HOW DARE YOU!
depriving people of listening to sick puppies is a sin.
but i suppose il spare you my wrath, for now.